- Dokku -- Duck (Play defendly)
- Aapside -- Offside
- Atitale -- Hurt retired
- Bold -- Bowled
- Stemp -- Stump
- Stemped -- Stumped
- Gaauge -- Innings
- Over Guaage -- Batsman taking single run in last ball of the Over.
- Pazham -- Slow or Easy bowling
- Appitu -- Caught
- Wait of the grease -- ???
Showing newest posts with label Humour. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Humour. Show older posts
January 8, 2008
Cricket Terminologies
These are some of the famous terminologies used in Gully cricket
September 26, 2007
Poor Misbah !!
In the last over of the T20 world cup Misbah thought of chipping the ball to the no-man area, but he's not aware that there is no such area in the globe; surely a mallu (Sreesanth) will be there
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May 7, 2007
Shayari Time
Arz kiya hai,
Chandramukhi ho ya Paro
Kya farak padata hai yaaro
Grlfrnd chhod gayi to kya
Uski saheli pe line maaro
Chorus : Wah Wah..
Tu kahe to Chaand ko tod du
Tu kahe to Suraj ko phod du
Tu jo haan kar de
Pehli waali ko chhod du
Chorus : Wah Wah Wah Wah....
January 10, 2007
Arz Kiya hai......
Read in sarforsh style....
*Shayari from boss...*
Arz kiya hai..............
Transactions hote hain, Errors ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte.
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.
(wah wah ... wah wah)
*Reply of the employee...*
Arz kiya hai..
Promotion hote hain, Dissappointment ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte.
Ye fasana to papers dalke bayan hota hai.
(wah wah ... wah wah)
*Shayari from boss...*
Arz kiya hai..............
Transactions hote hain, Errors ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte.
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.
(wah wah ... wah wah)
*Reply of the employee...*
Arz kiya hai..
Promotion hote hain, Dissappointment ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte.
Ye fasana to papers dalke bayan hota hai.
(wah wah ... wah wah)
December 20, 2006
December 15, 2006
December 14, 2006
Old Story with new Twist
Found this story while digging my inbox... Thanx for the unknown sender.
Hat Seller
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds. The next thing he realized was that all his hats was gone. He heard some monkeys on the tree and so he looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The hat-seller sits down and think of how he can get the hats down. He think and think and start scratching his head. The next moment, he realized that the monkeys were doing the same action.
Next, he took down his own hat and saw the monkeys do exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and throw it on the floor and the monkeys do that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back. If you think you have read this before….., read on!!!
Fifty years later, his grandson, Jack, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest, it was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and realized that the monkeys had taken all the hats. He remembered his grand father’s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys follows.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s idea, JACK threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still hold on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said “You think only you have a grandfather”.
Hat Seller
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds. The next thing he realized was that all his hats was gone. He heard some monkeys on the tree and so he looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The hat-seller sits down and think of how he can get the hats down. He think and think and start scratching his head. The next moment, he realized that the monkeys were doing the same action.
Next, he took down his own hat and saw the monkeys do exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and throw it on the floor and the monkeys do that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back. If you think you have read this before….., read on!!!
Fifty years later, his grandson, Jack, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest, it was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and realized that the monkeys had taken all the hats. He remembered his grand father’s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys follows.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s idea, JACK threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still hold on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said “You think only you have a grandfather”.
October 16, 2006
July 31, 2006
"start the musik"
My all time favorite comedy
Koundamani poo mithithal from "Suryan" Movie
[Koun] Naa very bisi Delhi programme cancel panitu vanthuirukaen poos ready a
aahaii!!! all sexy girls
aahaii!!!
aahaiiii!!!
tho paar ingae poos
tho paar ingae poos
kaantha kan azhagi unaeku naa ministry lae idam paarkirae
the back lae poos
rite la poos, the left
whoois that distarpance
[otherman] konjam thali utkaar
[koun]thali utkaaravaa ? yendaa pinja thalaiyaa manja thuni katikitu nee enga
da vanthae
[other] poo mithika thaan
[oldman] ayya poo mithikalama
[koun] oh mithikalamae athuku munnaala naa evanae mithichutu varaen naa engaeponaalum thondarthu varuviyaa thondarthu varuviyaa naa epidi poo mithikaraenu paaru daa
kaantha kan azhagi poo mithikaelaama "start the musik"
Koundamani poo mithithal from "Suryan" Movie
[Koun] Naa very bisi Delhi programme cancel panitu vanthuirukaen poos ready a
aahaii!!! all sexy girls
aahaii!!!
aahaiiii!!!
tho paar ingae poos
tho paar ingae poos
kaantha kan azhagi unaeku naa ministry lae idam paarkirae
the back lae poos
rite la poos, the left
whoois that distarpance
[otherman] konjam thali utkaar
[koun]thali utkaaravaa ? yendaa pinja thalaiyaa manja thuni katikitu nee enga
da vanthae
[other] poo mithika thaan
[oldman] ayya poo mithikalama
[koun] oh mithikalamae athuku munnaala naa evanae mithichutu varaen naa engaeponaalum thondarthu varuviyaa thondarthu varuviyaa naa epidi poo mithikaraenu paaru daa
kaantha kan azhagi poo mithikaelaama "start the musik"
July 5, 2006
April 28, 2006
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